The Observer, September 15, 2006
Volume XXXIX, Issue 3
Sex & Dating: Positions for all dorm conditions
You've been back on campus and blissfully bedding your honey the same old way for three weeks. It's time to get creative. But you don't need a new locale or expensive toys or outfits. You need to be resourceful. Check out all the dirty props to be found and positions to be explored right in your own room.
If you live on Southside. The beds were made for edge-of-the-bed sex. And with him standing, his strongest muscles are being used so you can go for hours…days…a weekend if you want. And girls can take control by switching their leg positions oh-so-easily to create different depth and pressure throughout.
Disclaimer: Girls, watch your heads. The beds are narrow, so it's best if you're short or lean up on your elbows a little bit. Guys, if you're not tall enough to reach her, you've finally found a use for that book the bookstore wouldn't buy back last year.
If you live in the Village. The shower gets steamy for a reason. The built-in (read: impossible to break) shower shelves at seemingly odd heights are just begging for experimentation. They can hold soap, a razor, or your partner. Whatever you do, they were built to make shower sex super-simple. And the semi-private bathrooms mean that you can have your fun in peace.
Disclaimer: Keep the water level low or it will spray off your partner and into your nose and eyes. If you live in Greek housing. A common trend here is bed lofting. Lofted bed n. a structure that perfectly facilitates amazing leverage for girls during missionary sex. Girls and guys alike love it when a girl can hold her legs up in crazy formations during sex, but muscles do have limits, and that usually means that they fail right at the good part. No more. Pressing her feet up against the ceiling, she can try more positions and hold them longer because she isn't having to steady her legs on her own anymore.
Disclaimer: Make sure your ceiling can handle this. If it's made of chipped paint or weird tiles, reconsider. Your roommate won't even have to ask what happened when he sees plaster all over his desk. It's too obvious.
If you live in freshman dorms. Those desk chairs that tilt back suddenly and make you feel like you're falling off a cliff? Adds some thrills to your sex. At first it will be startling, but once you get into a rhythm, it will enhance what you are already doing. Rock-a-bye, baby.
Disclaimer: If your darling is from another school or building and doesn't know about these chairs, warn them first. A sudden sexual startle could have bad repercussions for you. Also, it's best to do this on carpet. Otherwise, it sounds like wild horses are running through your room. Maybe they are, but your RA doesn't need to know about it.
Whatever you try, a new sexual experiment will always add major zest to the relationship. Added bonus: the dirty talk that will ensue while you two (or however many) discussit.
