The Observer, October 20, 2006
Volume XXXIX, Issue 8
Sex & Dating: Spice up Fall Break
You've worked and waited and planned and it's finally here – Fall Break. Maybe you're going to spend Fall Break with your significant other on a romantic getaway, a fun adventure, or a trip back home to meet the parents. Whatever the case, fall break usually means a long, boring car ride. It's easy to start your break off in a bad mood when you're driving for hours with nothing to do, but there is an activity that is oh-so-portable. All you need is each other. Crib the Get It On Guide: Fall Break Edition.
On the go. Don't even have time for a bathroom break? There's always the highly risky and super-naughty pleasure-while-driving idea. It's easiest if the passenger is the one giving the favor, but it's possible for the driver to do a little bit as well. Be careful to look out for police, especially if the driver is the one blissing out – that is very distracted driving and will carry a hefty fine. Note: Do this only in a stationary car.
At a rest stop. Running in just to pee and grab a coffee is so last year. It can be so much more fun! If you're at a rest stop that has a family restroom – the single room kind with the locking door, they so had you in mind – then you're really in business. You can take your time and do whatever you want. It's your 15 minute hotel room. Otherwise, you might have to be a little bit sneaky. Your best bet is during late night or a time when it's not too busy, so you can easily sneak your honey into a stall. Just don't touch anything. Except each other, of course.
On back roads. It's easy to turn what can be the most boring part of a drive into the steamiest part. Pull off to the side of the road, and if it's light out make sure your car is hidden a little or be ready with some kind of blanket. Invite your honey into the back seat and have some good old fashioned car sex. Because of the small space, you will have good leverage and being crammed in there together will actually amp your passion. Bonus!
On the highway. Remember how your little brother always used to make your dad pull over on the highway because he could never wait until a rest stop to pee? Take that and give it a verrry dirty twist. Pull over at an emergency pull-off and put your four-way flashers on, especially if it's dark. Grab your beau and head back into the woods where you'll be hidden by the trees. Then go crazy. It will be exciting, because you can hear the rush of the cars going by, but the chances of someone actually catching you are low. Just make sure you get the branches out of your hair before you meet your future in-laws.
Car trips are long and boring, but they also have amazing carnal possibilities. You just have to take some risks and use some imagination. A lusty break can make a drive something to look forward to. And the dashboard conversations discussing your dirty deeds won't be half bad either.
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