The Observer, November 3, 2006
Volume XXXIX, Issue 9
Sex & Dating: Testing your boundaries
You know that friend who's so uptight you can't even hang out with her? Or the one who's so crazy that it makes you nervous to be around him? Ever wonder if that friend is you? Take a quick quiz to see if you're outrageous, prim and proper, or just right.
1. What's the most outrageous place you'd ever have sex on campus?
a. Dorm room
b. Living room
c. Football field
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
a. Granny panties + chastity belt
b. Flirty bikini or lacy thong
c. Underwear? I'm not even wearing pants.
3. On a normal day, your ideal partner would wear
a. Sweatshirt and worn-in jeans
b. Tight fitting pants and a trendy shirt
c. Leather gloves and a whip
4. Your ideal date is
a. Popcorn and a DVD
b. Romantic dinner in then out to a club
c. Your bed. Naked. With him. And his roommates. And whipped cream.
5. Your favorite movie is
a. The Little Mermaid
b. Old School
c. 1 Night in Paris
6. The celeb you most relate to is
a. Bill Nye
b. Jessica Alba
c. Ron Jeremy
7. Your strangest accident was
a. A tragic knitting incident
b. Falling off the bar on a crazy night out
c. Having to get untangled by the ER doctor after a Kama Sutra experiment
Mostly A's: Did your grandma accidentally fill this out for you? You need to majorly let loose. Start small by updating your underwear to something racier – it's something that no one will see but it will make you feel a bit more dangerous. A little lace can go a long way.
Mostly B's: You are pretty well-rounded. You know how to have some fun without letting your wild side take over and without letting your inhibitions squash a good time. Keep your head and your heart in sync and you will always be satisfied.
Mostly C's: Down, boy. Your life is controlled by wants and impulses. It might seem to make you happy, but it is difficult to maintain and will make it difficult to form and keep relationships. Try to pay attention to the reactions you get from others and use them as a clue for when to tone down the behavior.
