They haven't texted back in 3 hours. You:   A) Assume they hate you now B) Double text C) Post a hot picture on your story D) Don't notice until the next day   Your...

If you’re reading this, there’s a strong chance Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and you’ve just realized you are, in fact, still single. First of all: Breathe. Second: Congratulations, you still...

2003: Goat   Romance is strong this year, but it’s not without complications. You’re likely to attract someone charming and emotionally intuitive—possibly through work, classes or mutual...

Thanksgiving break is a peculiar stretch of the semester—a brief migration from the academic chaos of CWRU back to the familiar chaos of home. It's a time marked by turkey, football and the annual emotional...

Midterm season is upon us, and tension is in the air. Academic tension. Existential session. Sexual tension. It’s like a triple espresso shot of panic, procrastination and pheromones. You can practically...

This week I received a request for advice regarding a particularly alarming situation: “Dear Aphrodite,   There are few things more humbling in this world than seeing your situationship...

Ladies and gentlemen. Long have I been silently disturbed by this problem. I’ve whispered warnings into the study group chat, hastily sending red-alert texts like “don’t go near the back of the second...

Dating in the time of performative men: At Case Western Reserve University, dating has always been a circus, but lately there’s a new clown on campus: The performative man. He’s got “ally” in...