1. The shuttles operate on their own schedule. You cannot tell the shuttles what to do, they tell you what to do.
2. Leutner Commons food will not taste good once your parents leave. Meal swipes are best used outside of the dining halls.
3. Our campus is not huge, but it is long. However, you can make it from Northside to Southside in 20 minutes if you try hard enough.
4. You will collect at least 50 different Instagram accounts that you will never look at again, save for the stories on your feed.
5. Clubs give out stuffed animals, as well as other types of merchandise. Go on a collection spree and don’t forget to pass Go.
6. The Rockefeller Building, Strosacker Auditorium and A.W. Smith Building are connected by the backrooms. They also provide for a quick escape from the large lecture classes.
7. You will find that the entire campus is under construction. Know that all of your shortcuts are gone.
8. The puddles at the intersection of Euclid contain infinite water … avoid at all costs.
9. On Fridays, you can pick up an issue of The Observer at the black wire University Media Board stands.
10. Discover what #10 is yourself!