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Top 10 things we’ve stopped ourselves from saying over the last four years

  1. The Athenian is actually not funny.
  2. Leutner is actually not that bad (the breakfast is kinda good).
  3. UMB is more rigged than USG.
  4. The football team is absurdly overfunded and has way too many people to lose that much.
  5. People who repost every CWRU statistic are reaching and annoying.
  6. Some professors are out to get you.
  7. Members of the class of 2028 and before who lived in Mistletoe deserve compensation for living in an asbestos ridden dorm their freshman year when now they literally have like complementary fridges in every room what the heck.
  8. USG should be abolished.
  9. CWRU administration should focus on the student experience instead of rebranding, and stop admitting so many people. Oh my goodness our campus is not large enough for this many people you actually can’t find a seat in KSL half the time.
  10. CWRU really isn’t that bad.