Yakumithis: A thorough review of college rejection letters
Sophia Yakumithis, News Editor
April 6, 2018
Appearance, aroma, sensations, aftertaste: the stages of wine tasting. I treated college applications as one would treat wine. First, the “appearance,” the campus; then the “aroma,” the vibes of the students; “sensations,” if I was feeling it and finally, “aftertaste,” whether or not...
Yakumithis: The case for coffee
Sophia Yakumithis, News Editor
March 30, 2018
Last week, I had a really bad paper cut. I noticed something really disturbing about my blood, which prompted me to take a trip to the hospital. Instead of red globs, this weird, viscus brown substance was oozing out of the wound on my finger. Then, in a moment of profound actualization, the doctor...
Applauding Snapchat’s customer service
Sophia Yakumithis, News Editor
March 23, 2018
Mother Teresa is employed by Snapchat. That’s a joke, but it’s true that Snapchat has fostered a civil, meaningful friendship between my long-term ex and me. While this may sound extremely superficial and millenial, our friendship is pretty much bound by Snapchat’s "streak" feature. The thing...
