Walk up to a couple and say:
- Make direct eye contact with one of them and say: “Relex. I already deleted the videos.”
- “So are we pretending I don’t exist or…”
- “I hired an etsy witch, but honestly she said this was inevitable.”
- “Interesting choice.”
- “Hey! How are our kids?”
- “Wow. I always knew you’d end up with someone exactly like you!”
- “Wait… are you telling people now?”
- (Look at one of them) “I’m still coming over tonight…right?”
- “Thank you again for the giant bouquet. The card was… bold”
- “Ohhhhhh. So that’s why you’re not answering.”