It was the Fat Bear Week finale, and only one bear could be crowned the winner. The fight was between adult female 910 and 89 Backpack, children of former Fat Bear Week winners 409 Beadnose and Holly....

I’ve got to be honest. I was there for the quiche. I assumed that some quiche would be provided to the attendees. After all, after watching a play titled “5 Lesbians Eating a Quiche,” it’s only...

1. The shuttles operate on their own schedule. You cannot tell the shuttles what to do, they tell you what to do. 2. Leutner Commons food will not taste good once your parents leave. Meal swipes are best...

It was a dark and stormy production night—dark because the sun had long set, stormy because of the one flickering light in the University Media Board office that almost seemed haunted. The fourth of...

Denial You look at the calendar and suddenly it's August. That can’t be possible, it was May last week. Convinced that the calendar on the wall, your phone and really every single place is wrong, you...

The Athenian is actually not funny. Leutner is actually not that bad (the breakfast is kinda good). UMB is more rigged than USG. The football team is absurdly overfunded and has way too many...

You spend four years counting down the hours, minutes and seconds until you can escape. Not in a dramatic way, no chalkboard tally marks or existential dread—in quiet, habitual subtraction. One less...

Not one hour ago one of the photo editors asked me one of the most fearful questions that can be asked here at CWRU: “What is going on with all those green headbands?” It then struck me, the time of...

They haven't texted back in 3 hours. You:   A) Assume they hate you now B) Double text C) Post a hot picture on your story D) Don't notice until the next day   Your...

It was Florida. No one benefits from making the story up. Tyler says dolphins are the smartest creatures on the planet (next to humans) Florida's education system is number 1 in the united...