When is graduation? Honestly, I’m not really sure. I could look it up, but I won’t. This is the first symptom. Welcome to the Worst Case Scenario of senior year: senioritis, a degenerative condition...

2003: Goat   Romance is strong this year, but it’s not without complications. You’re likely to attract someone charming and emotionally intuitive—possibly through work, classes or mutual...

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Thanksgiving promises rest. In reality, it’s four days of physiological collapse, existential dread and trying to explain to your extended family why your university was trending on Twitter for reasons...

Thanksgiving break is a peculiar stretch of the semester—a brief migration from the academic chaos of CWRU back to the familiar chaos of home. It's a time marked by turkey, football and the annual emotional...

It’s that time of the year again—the leaves are crunching, the third round of exams are underway and your immune system is in overdrive. Whether it's seasonal sniffles or post-Halloweekend frat flu...

Picture this. You haven’t slept in days. You haven't eaten anything that isn’t from Jolly Scholar since last Tuesday. You haven't seen daylight in what feels like years. Your brain is overflowing with...

Midterm season is upon us, and tension is in the air. Academic tension. Existential session. Sexual tension. It’s like a triple espresso shot of panic, procrastination and pheromones. You can practically...

This week I received a request for advice regarding a particularly alarming situation: “Dear Aphrodite,   There are few things more humbling in this world than seeing your situationship...

National Vodka Day - Oct. 4 National Moldy Cheese Day- Thursday, Oct. 9 National Fluffernutter Day- Wednesday, Oct. 8 Canadian Thanksgiving - Oct. 13 National Hug-a-Kevin Day - Oct. 2 ...