This week I received a request for advice regarding a particularly alarming situation: “Dear Aphrodite,   There are few things more humbling in this world than seeing your situationship...

National Vodka Day - Oct. 4 National Moldy Cheese Day- Thursday, Oct. 9 National Fluffernutter Day- Wednesday, Oct. 8 Canadian Thanksgiving - Oct. 13 National Hug-a-Kevin Day - Oct. 2 ...

The used jerseys the university sold at Spartie's 14th birthday party that had grass stains. People who refuse to wear jackets in winter. The mosquito that bit Darcy 4 times before she was able...

Last week, I entered a familiar place for the first time this semester: Sears Grab-It. I was checking out the product selection, noticing some new items, and that some had been removed. This was all to...

Ladies and gentlemen. Long have I been silently disturbed by this problem. I’ve whispered warnings into the study group chat, hastily sending red-alert texts like “don’t go near the back of the second...

Dating in the time of performative men: At Case Western Reserve University, dating has always been a circus, but lately there’s a new clown on campus: The performative man. He’s got “ally” in...

History has given us some legendary battles: Greeks vs. Trojans, Hamilton vs. Burr, Hillary vs. Trump and then…there's The Observer vs. The Athenian. Except, plot twist: only one side knows this is happening....